Wadsworth
Male
A traditional British butler in every sense: uptight, formal and “by the book.” He is the driving force in the play.

Yvette
Female
A loyal and sexy 'French' maid.

Miss Scarlet
Female
A dry, sardonic madam, more interested in secrets than sex.

Mrs. Peacock
Female
The wealthy wife of a member of the House of Lords. A bit batty, neurotic, and quick to hysteria.

Mrs. White
Female
A pale, morbid, and tragic woman. Mrs. White may or may not be the murderer of her five ex-husbands.

Colonel Mustard
Male
A puffy, pompous, dense, blow-hard of a military man.

Professor Plum
Male
An arrogant academic, easily impressed by himself.

Reverend Green
Male
A timid, yet officious rule follower. He’s awfully anxious.

ENSEMBLE WOMAN to play:
THE COOK – A gruff woman with a threatening presence. (Alive and Dead.)
SINGING TELEGRAM GIRL – A tap dancer with a heart of gold. (Alive and Dead.)
AUXILIARY SCARLET – The back of Miss Scarlet during a scene of theatrical trickery.
BACKUP OFFICER – backup for the Inspector in the very final police entrance.

ENSEMBLE MAN 1 to play:
MR. BODDY – A slick, Frank Sinatra, film noir-esque type fella. (Alive and Dead.)
THE MOTORIST — A professional driver. (Alive and Dead.)”
INSPECTOR – A cop who helps to save the day.

ENSEMBLE MAN 2 to play:
BOBBY – A regular Joe. (Alive and Dead.)
BACKUP OFFICER – An FBI agent who helps to save the day.
AUXILIARY MUSTARD – The back of Colonel Mustard during a scene of theatrical trickery.